My alter-ego Miss-swear-a-lot likes to get it off her chest with a good ole Rant much.
Rant much #701
Serial re-tweeters… gah! worse than spam I tell you…worse than spam.
Rant much #766
People who complain that Christmas has come too early.
Stop whinging…Santa’s freakin’ watching!
Rant much #40
Staff who call forty-seven minutes before their shift and tell you that they have “other plans”.
I have nothing more to say on this subject.
Rant much #41
Customers who mumble.
For focks sakes walk up to the register and speak clearly. AND if you can’t speak clearly then at least speak slowly. AND if you can’t speak clearly OR slowly at least don’t crack the shits when the person serving you asks you to repeat yourself.
K?
Rant much #733
Sticking with the Twitter theme…
Introducing the TIGHT-TWEET-ARSE
They are the people on twitter who use ONE tweet to answer several people who have tweeted to them on completely separate topics.
ie: Yeah @dicky you are so right about cucumbers, @molehead no I haven’t been to that part of the city any good? Sorry I don’t speak spanish @senortickle.
For GAWD’s SAKE we don’t pay by the tweet (yet).
If someone (who isn’t a *bot* trying to sell you fockin’-teeth-whitening-products) actually takes the time to send you a message and you WISH to answer it…then send them a friggin’ tweet of their own…
BTW just as a service to all my male friends I’m going to let you in on a little secret… shhhh!
I’ve discovered the real person behind all those sexy, gorgeous ladies who are tweeting about those abovementioned fockin’-teeth-whitening-products.
Darlings…if you would like to know who she really is click here *sexy avatars*
Rant much #732
Bithchin’ Arguments Heated Discussions on Twitter.
There’s only 140 characters for gawds sake. It’s just too hard. How can I possibly send you every nuance of my voice and body language in 140 characters so we can debate properly?? I think there should be voice-twitter. Yeah! That might work!
But no video-twitter… erm that could just get plain fugly…
Rant much #73
The front row of seats at the cinema.
Which dickley-designer actually thinks that sitting that close to the cinema screen is acceptable? I do not go to the movies to get neck strain and motion sickness.
Movie Theatres should remove the damn first three rows of seats OR charge tight arse ticket prices for them. Gah.
Rant much #11
Spammers on Twitter.
No I do not want to see Br.t.ney suck cockleshells. I will not change my mind. I will never want to see it. No matter how many times you try. Please leave me alone. Yours etc.
Rant much #22
Submission date.
You bust your guts to get an assignment in on time, putting your life and more importantly your family on the freakin’ backburner while you struggle with annotated bibliographies and effen word counts.
Then on the day of submission everyone gets an extension.
Rant much #13
Telco overcharged us $60 per month for past nine months. Not only am I cross with them I am also cross with myself. How did I not notice this?? $60 is at least two take away dinners per month. Two times I would not have had to cook!!!
Rant much #4
Bullies. Need I say anymore?
Rant much #98
Quizzes on Face Book.
Dear Quizz freak, This is so exciting! Your friends scored 2% on this quiz. Now you too can prove to the world that you have too much time on your hands.
Quizzes on Facebook are
A: Stupid.
B: A waste of Time.
C. Brain Farts.
D. All of the above.
